"People say we RI guys are spoilt brats. Fine, so we do have our own swimming pool and track. We are snobs; we are also rude to our teachers and we get away with it. We get everything we want. But you know what? We don’t get the girls.I just don’t understand those girl creatures.
What’s there not to like about us RI guys? We’re suave, charming, especially in our all-white uniform which I am so darn proud of. I mean, come on, even PAP adopted the colour combination of our school uniform for theirs. White shirt matched with white trousers. I couldn’t, for the life of me, think of a better colour combination than that. And the uniform…it’s so..so soul-stirring. So redolent of our wonderful PAP government. The power, the status, the respect that it commands-doesn’t that create an adrenaline rush in the fragile hearts of you girls?!
We guys are the future of Singapore. We are destined to lead the country. Our fates are decided for us in secondary school. The pristine white uniform says it all. Uniform aside, our horn-rimed glasses and acne-stricken faces belie immense intellectual maturity, cerebral depth and intensity. Isn’t that sexy to you girls?!
Besides being suave and charming, we are so brilliant. So brilliant that admittedly, sometimes, our mental and emotional balance gets upset. We have IQ, but some people contest that we have no EQ and are socially inept. Now, I wish to contend that very very fallacious assumption.
Me? socially inept?! Have you seen my Friendster account?! I have 37 Friends on my list. Now, don’t laugh off that seemingly modest number. Cos guess what- I have 10,059 2nd degree friends! And, to top it off, I have 43,976 3rd degree friends!Now, I’ve wiped that smirk off your face, haven’t I? and there is nothing funny about counting my 12 cousins, 15 online gaming partners (I have never met before), 3 relief teachers and 7 random people I added amongst the 37 friends I have on Friendster....."
Secrets @ 11:00 PM 
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